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Home Olympics

Luca:  Lincoln, I will race you to the bottom of the stairs.

Lincoln: Okay

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM (as they run down the stairs)

Both: TIE!!!

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM (as they run back up)

*repeat seventeen times

Lincoln: Okay, now let’s see who can raise their hand first!

Luca: Okay.  Ready.  Set. Go.

Both: TIE!

Ready. Set. Go.

TIE!

Ready. Set. Go.

Tie!

*repeat twenty-three times

Me:  STOP!!!

Lincoln:  We can’t do that anymore.  Race you to the sliding door!