I pass out the UNO cards and Lincoln lines them up in his card holder…
“Ohhhh….you’re going to have to draw two sometime during the gaaame….”
“Yes! I can change the color TWO times!”
“I totally have good cards this time.”
and then the clincher…
“Look at how good my cards are!”
as he flips his holder around to show me every card he has.
He did have good cards.
But I still won.
But he killed me at pick up sticks.