Luca: Lincoln, I will race you to the bottom of the stairs.
Lincoln: Okay
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM (as they run down the stairs)
Both: TIE!!!
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM (as they run back up)
*repeat seventeen times
Lincoln: Okay, now let’s see who can raise their hand first!
Luca: Okay. Ready. Set. Go.
Both: TIE!
Ready. Set. Go.
TIE!
Ready. Set. Go.
Tie!
*repeat twenty-three times
Me: STOP!!!
Lincoln: We can’t do that anymore. Race you to the sliding door!