Anna: “WAAAAAAAA…..Mooooooom, Lincoln won’t give me my two dollars!”
Me: “Lincoln, why do you have Anna’s two dollars?”
Lincoln: “Because she said if I didn’t tell you something then I could be the boss of her forever and so I told her she had to give me the money in her wallet.”
Me: “What exactly did she tell you not to tell me?”
Lincoln: “That she threw a cup at my head.”
Me: “You just told. Give the two dollars back.”
(pause…Luca casually looks up from the computer)
Luca: “HEY!!! That is MY wallet and MY two dollars!”
Anna: “Oops.”
Maybe you had to be there?
Whims 