Anna: Mom, will you get me some milk?
Me: Just a minute, let me finish washing these dishes.
Anna: Mom, will you PLEASE get me some milk?
Me: I told you I want to finish this first.
(thirty seconds later)
Anna: Mom, can you get me some milk now?
Me: hold on!
(45 seconds later)
Anna: Mom, I am sooo thirsty and I really need my milk now.
Me: FINE!
(a minute after handing her a cup)
Anna (laughing hysterically): MOM! You gave me Diet Coke!!
Me: huh?
Anna: And I even drank some!
Me: What? Huh?…..Oops. hehe.
(five minutes later..after drinking the Diet Coke so I could refill her cup with milk)
Anna: Mom, when I burp it tastes like Diet Coke.
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