-Bathroom door starts to open-
Me: Go out! I am not dressed!
Anna: That’s okay, I don’t care.
Me: Well, I do! I will be out in a minute.
-door starts to open again, this time by a different child.
Me: Can I have a minute!? I am NAKED…please do not come in yet.
Luca: It’s okay mom. We see dad’s butt crack all the time.